(Source: princesconsuela)

typicaltaurus:

What level did ur dog learn flamethrower

typicaltaurus:

What level did ur dog learn flamethrower

connorratliff:

Game Of Thrones gets auto-tuned and it’s goddamned delightful.

squarlo:

givemeinternet:

5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster

squarlo:

givemeinternet:

5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster

guy:

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

(Source: guy)

Happy 20th Birthday, Saoirse Una Ronan!

(Source: saoirseronandaily)

ivettehomestuck:

almondskeyess:

no but really short people are so mean dude. i got a lot of short friends and they kinda scare me

us tall people are so nice and soft-hearted and everyone always picks on us for being tall and we’re like “haha yeah”

short people will easily start planning a murder if u pick on them

It’s because they’re closer to hell.

(Source: qawiya)

ven0moth:

ven0moth:

who’s the best at embracing their inner child?

pregnant women

verbo-to-be:

verbo-to-be:

(Source: ramsayc1)

iamsavingtheuniverse:

so my cat does this weird thing where she’ll play with something and then all of a sudden she’ll start meowing because everything single time she gets her claw stuck and then she’ll just look at me meowing because she expects me to get her unstuck. every. single. time. 

(Source: merrybandofpranksterss)

i-am-the-roses-of-red:

dontforgetthesun-meaghan:

OMG I AM THE GRUMPUS

I’m the why am I awake most of the time, other times I am the last one, lol.

(Source: hopefaithandlove13)

disney:

Hang in there, Zazu.

disney:

Hang in there, Zazu.

(Source: sorryblondie)

gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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